He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
I literally just dropped my spoon in my cereal.
wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]
canoeing in a crystal clear lakecoolest but scariest fucking thing
Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?