So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
should i reblog for the caption or the tags
is this even real life
does your signature just like happen to you once you adult
So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge. I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing. You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature
"How much money does college cost in America?"
One of the best photosets I’ve ever seen. I love them both, but this is just too perfect.
Photographer unknown, 1950s
the one on the left hello
so hot im actually crying
Oh god, feeling weezy
why dont boys look like this anymore wtf
yes omg ^
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
Brought my new puppy Charlie into work the other day. Had to follow the employee dress code
i just slammed my fists on the table
THIS SCENE WAS GOLD
template for anyone dating a girl ever.
LOOK AT HIS EYES THOUGH HE SHOULDN”T BE THIS BEAUTIFUL
SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD
I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF THAT WAS ANDREW GARFIELD
I bet they’re listening to Pompeii by Bastille, remembering the good old days
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he just wanted to learn
I am an ER nurse. I am so tired of bringing a patient meds and having the whole family ask “Did the doctor recommend that?” No, the janitor thought some norepinephrine might fix your mom’s BP of 50/10, but she seemed pretty confident so I went with it.